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Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Shut up and take my money!
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Look, last night was a mistake. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
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